It's tough to find love when your heart belongs to good grammar. Just when you think you've met somebody promising, they turn into a doddering mess who confuses "their" and "they're," uses double negatives and thinks "utilize" is a good substitute for "use." It's tough trying to find that rare jewel, someone who cares about words the way you do. Somebody who values the rules of grammar and won't call you a schoolmarm or a pedantic jerk just because you're constantly correcting people's stupid mistakes. If you've found that special someone who cares like you do, celebrate that love with this grammatically correct tee.