It's true that money can't buy you happiness. But it's also true that you don't really need happiness. You just need a really great horse (or two, or five). You figure there's not much point to living without one, anyway. So, in your book, a horse is better than happiness or anything else. And guess what? Money can buy you a horse. And it can also buy you this great t-shirt and hoodie designed in honor of people just like you! So grab one and grab some joy.