Someone else can be the best welder in the world. Who needs it? Not you. You're too busy being the welder who makes hearts melt like soldered iron everywhere you go. Your daybook is packed with dates, appointments and phone numbers because the sight of you in your safety glasses and gloves is enough to make anyone's heart start pounding. You never said you were the best. But everyone says you're the sexiest. So get on with your hot self, you human blowtorch. Wear this tee and let them know what sexy is all about.