The sexiest thing about carpenters isn't that they're good with their hands, although you are, it's that you're so precise. You believe in careful measuring because you know how important it is to get everything just right, and you're all about the perfect tight fit. You know how to handle your wood and you like to build things up from the bottom. You were born to be a carpenter and born to be sexy. You're a big old cabinet of sexiness so wear this tee or hoodie with pride.