You're a pretty good uncle and you're okay with that. Your nephews and nieces might complain that Uncle So-and-So visits them more often, or buys them better presents, or tells funnier stories, or takes them to cooler places. That's fine with you. You're not competing with Old So-and-So or anyone else. You're perfectly happy being the one that makes them say, "Oh yeah, him." Stand tall, Uncle Okay. You're just fine with us and we've got the tee and hoodie to prove it.