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World's Okayest Swimmer

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You're no speed demon. You're not setting any records on land or sea. You're just paddling along in your lane, moving down the pool at a pace that works for you. Sometimes you like to stop and smell the chlorine. You're not in a rush. Swimming is supposed to be fun, right? And for you, fun doesn't mean gasping for air like a beached whale. You're doing fine, Flipper. Wear this tee or hoodie and wear your mediocrity with pride.

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