You've got a tough, important job and you're pretty good at it. Of course, "pretty good" may not be great, but you don't need to be great. You're a Stepmom! You just need to make sure that every child is accounted for (or at least close to it) and so far you're batting a perfect record on that score. You have yet to cause a major parenting catastrophe, and for that you thank your luck, your angels, and your mediocre skills. This one's for you, World's Okayest Stepmom! We salute you with your very own t-shirt and hoodie!