You've got a tough, important job and you're pretty good at it. Of course, "pretty good" may not be great, but you don't need to be great. You just need to make sure that every child is accounted for (or at least close to it) and so far you're batting a perfect record on that score. You have yet to cause a major parenting catastrophe, and for that you thank your luck, your angels, and your mediocre skills. This one's for you, World's Okayest Stepdad! We salute you with a t-shirt and hoodie!