You've got a tough, important job and you're pretty good at it. Of course, "pretty good" may not be great, but you don't need to be great. You just need to make sure that every illusion is perfect (or at least close to it) and that whatever animals you might be hiding in your jacket or hat are still breathing, and so far you're batting a perfect record on that score. You have yet to cause a majormagic catastrophe, and for that you thank your luck, your angels, and your mediocre skills. This one's for you, World's Okayest Magician! We salute you with a t-shirt and hoodie!