You're not the world's greatest lover, not by a long shot. It's pretty clear that you're not blowing anyone away with your technique beneath the sheets. Not once have you heard someone say you were the best they ever had. On the other hand, you're not the worst one going. You've been known to get a smile and an admission that it was pretty good, all things considered. You're totally mediocre and you're totally fine with that. Wear this tee or hoodie and wear that status with pride.