You've got a tough, important job and you're pretty good at it. Of course, "pretty good" may not be great, but you don't need to be great. You just need to make sure that nobody dies in a fiery crash on your watch, and so far you're batting a perfect record on that score. You have yet to cause a major air catastrophe, and for that you thank your luck, your angels and your mediocre skills. This one's for you, world's okayest Air Traffic Controller! We salute you with a t-shirt and hoodie that says the safety of the skies is okay when you're in charge.