You never want to tangle with a woman who loves reading. Not only has all that reading made her skilled at any war of wits, she's smarter than the average bear (or man). There's also the fact that she will mow you down and trample you to death if you try to get between her and her book. We wouldn't recommend it. Leave her alone to read and try to sneak out while she's captivated by a book. It's the safest choice. As for you, lady bookworms, may love and literature always come your way.