You're not a connoisseur and you're not an enthusiast. You're a down and dirty wino and you're proud to wear that name. You will drink wine at the drop of a hat. You find lots of excuses to celebrate or to entertain, because that means more wine. Not that you need a pretext to drink, after all, there's a reason you have a corkscrew attached to your keychain. This tee or hoodie will make the perfect outfit for those winery tours, bars, liquor stores and just hanging out with your favorite bottle.