You love wine so much you can't pass the grapes on display at the supermarket without longing to smash them. As a baby, your first words were "varietal" and "super Tuscan" instead of Mommy and Daddy. You visit vineyards and imagine living in one. You're a wino and proud of it. But you're a caring person, too, and you want to make sure that nobody ends up with a bad bottle of wine. That's where this tee comes in, to let the world know that your expert services are available. What a great person you are!