If you believe that water lacks the sophistication and taste of your favorite alcoholic beverage, then you should add this "In Wine There Is Wisdom. In Beer There Is Freedom. In Water There Is Bacteria." design to your closet today!
Each line of text that mentions a beverage is presented in the color of that beverage, and the definition of that specific drink's effect is printed in crisp white. This fantastic and funny t-shirt and hoodie make the perfect gifts for anyone that loathes plain water and prefers wine, beer, or both.