Wine, Beer, Water

Wine, Beer, Water

$22.99

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If you believe that water lacks the sophistication and taste of your favorite alcoholic beverage, then you should add this "In Wine There Is Wisdom. In Beer There Is Freedom. In Water There Is Bacteria." design to your closet today!

Each line of text that mentions a beverage is presented in the color of that beverage, and the definition of that specific drink's effect is printed in crisp white. This fantastic and funny t-shirt and hoodie make the perfect gifts for anyone that loathes plain water and prefers wine, beer, or both.
If you believe that water lacks the sophistication and taste of your favorite alcoholic beverage, then you should add this "In Wine There Is Wisdom. In Beer There Is Freedom. In Water There Is Bacteria." design to your closet today!

Each line of text that mentions a beverage is presented in the color of that beverage, and the definition of that specific drink's effect is printed in crisp white. This fantastic and funny t-shirt and hoodie make the perfect gifts for anyone that loathes plain water and prefers wine, beer, or both. Collections: Beer T-Shirts and Hoodies, Food & Drink T-Shirts and Hoodies, Gift Guide for Friends and Coworkers, Wine T-Shirts and Hoodies

Adult T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton
  • Details: 4.5 oz., tubular construction, ribbed crew, double-needle sleeves and bottom hem with taped neck and shoulders.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere


Size Width(A) Length(B) Sleeve(C)
SM 18" 28" 8"
MD 20" 29" 8"
LG 22" 30" 8.5"
XL 24" 31" 9"
2XL 26" 32" 9.5"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 10"
5XL 32" 35" 10"

Ladies Junior Fit T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton
  • Details: Fashion fit for feminine silhouette, side-seamed, self-fabric collar, taped neck with double-needle sleeves and bottom hem.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere
  • NOTE: Our women's fit shirts tend to run small and can shrink.

Size Width(A) Length(B) Shoulders(C)
SM 16.5" 25" 14"
MD 17.5" 26" 15"
LG 18.5" 27" 16"
XL 19.5" 28" 17"
2XL 20.5" 29" 18"

Classic Hoodie

  • Fabric: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece
  • Fit: Classic Fit
  • Details: 7.8-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece - Air jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish - Two-ply hood - Dyed-to-match drawcord - Set-in sleeves - Front pouch pocket - Rib knit cuffs and waistband - Coverseamed neck, arm seams and waistband
Size A B C
SM 20" 28" 34.125"
MD 22" 29" 35.125"
LG 24" 30" 36.125"
XL 26" 31" 37.125"
2XL 28" 32" 37.625"
3XL 30" 33" 38.125"
4XL 32" 34" 38.125"

For a limited time, buy any 2 items and get free US shipping

For other orders, we offer 3 flat rate shipping options.

United States: $5.99 for entire order.
Canada: $6.99 for entire order.
International: $8.99 for entire order.

Most orders should arrive within 2 weeks in the US, and 3 weeks or more internationally.

If for some reason you have a problem with the items shipped to you, make sure to let us know right away.

We will gladly refund or exchange items within 30 days of your order that are new and have never been worn if you're not in love with them. Items that have been worn will not be accepted for returns or exchanges. Read Our Complete Return Policy

Please make sure to read the sizing chart before ordering to avoid ordering wrong sizes.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us!