Everywhere you look, there they are: the thin-shelled demons that infest every food substance known to man, or so it seems. They're in cookies, they're in smoothies, they're in pies, they're even in hamburgers and meat loaf. They show up in devil form at picnics and they ruin Christmas by being in the nog. Well, nobody said that avoiding eggs would be easy or fun. It's tough out there and you need a laugh, don't you? That's egg-zactly why we made this tee for you.