Whose Idea Was It To Put Dairy In Everything?

Whose Idea Was It To Put Dairy In Everything?

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Cows are nice and everything but you really wish they'd stop making all that milk, and all that cream cheese and yogurt and cheese while they're at it. Because they're making it ridiculously difficult for you to find anything you can eat. It's like somebody said, "Oh, we don't know what else to do with this food product, so let's add some dairy, that will work." Well, it doesn't work because now you can't eat any of it! Stay strong, Dairy Destructor. We're giving you a tee you can wear as you down that almond milk smoothie with a smile.

Cows are nice and everything but you really wish they'd stop making all that milk, and all that cream cheese and yogurt and cheese while they're at it. Because they're making it ridiculously difficult for you to find anything you can eat. It's like somebody said, "Oh, we don't know what else to do with this food product, so let's add some dairy, that will work." Well, it doesn't work because now you can't eat any of it! Stay strong, Dairy Destructor. We're giving you a tee you can wear as you down that almond milk smoothie with a smile.

Collections: Food & Drink T-Shirts and Hoodies, Food Allergies T-Shirts and Hoodies, Health and Wellness T-Shirts and Hoodies

Adult T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton
  • Details: 4.5 oz., tubular construction, ribbed crew, double-needle sleeves and bottom hem with taped neck and shoulders.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere


Size Width(A) Length(B) Sleeve(C)
SM 18" 28" 8"
MD 20" 29" 8"
LG 22" 30" 8.5"
XL 24" 31" 9"
2XL 26" 32" 9.5"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 10"
5XL 32" 35" 10"

Ladies Junior Fit T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton
  • Details: Fashion fit for feminine silhouette, side-seamed, self-fabric collar, taped neck with double-needle sleeves and bottom hem.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere
  • NOTE: Our women's fit shirts tend to run small and can shrink.

Size Width(A) Length(B) Shoulders(C)
SM 16.5" 25" 14"
MD 17.5" 26" 15"
LG 18.5" 27" 16"
XL 19.5" 28" 17"
2XL 20.5" 29" 18"

Classic Hoodie

  • Fabric: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece
  • Fit: Classic Fit
  • Details: 7.8-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece - Air jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish - Two-ply hood - Dyed-to-match drawcord - Set-in sleeves - Front pouch pocket - Rib knit cuffs and waistband - Coverseamed neck, arm seams and waistband
Size A B C
SM 20" 28" 34.125"
MD 22" 29" 35.125"
LG 24" 30" 36.125"
XL 26" 31" 37.125"
2XL 28" 32" 37.625"
3XL 30" 33" 38.125"
4XL 32" 34" 38.125"

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