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Whose Idea Was It To Put Corn In Everything?

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There's a reason that something old, stale and uninteresting is called "corny." Think about it! That's why you're baffled that everywhere you look, this insidious yellow legume--or whatever it is--seems to be in everything, everywhere, all at once, like some monster corn thing that's been cloned over and over. Remember the "Children of the Corn"? Yeah, that's what this stuff does to you, turns you into a bug-eyed little demon child who murders the grownups. It's bad stuff, this corn, and you don't want any of it. Stay wise, Corn Conqueror, and stay away from the one who walks the rows.