Whose Idea Was It To Put Corn In Everything?

It's bad enough having to root out every shred of this evil corn in your home, but now you have to face it every time you go out to eat, try to catch a quick bite, or visit friends for dinner.  You're getting cross-eyed trying to explain what a corn allergy even is much less how corn is easily hidden in almost everything.  Hang in there, Super Corn Fighter, being a hero is never easy.