You're not here to make small talk and you have no interest in sampling yet another helping of soggy, bland potato salad or some overly sweet, colored cupcakes. They're of no interest to you. You're not even that excited about the keg of tasteless light beer they're rolling out. You are here for one thing only, and that's a juicy slab of ground chuck surrounded by lettuce, tomato and maybe some cheese, on a squishy soft bun. Now that's living. Pop on this tee or hoodie before setting out to your next hoedown and let them know what your priorities are.