Now, don't get us wrong, here. We are by no means implying that Santa has an affinity for... ladies of the night. He is simply asking where his ho's are. His ho ho ho's. He can't help the fact that his jolly laughter has been referred to as "ho ho ho-ing". Really, if we're being honest, he's asking for a little Christmas joy and inspiring some jolly laughs on your part. Good. Glad we got that cleared up.