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When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Them at People

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If you're like us you're tired of all those well-meaning clichés. Your life has been handed a big bowl of giant, nasty, sour lemons, and finding the positive side is the last thing on your list right now. You'd rather do something a little more fun. Here's our suggestion. Stop pretending everything's going to work out fine. It may not. Instead, take action. Take those lemons, find the people who caused you this misery, and squirt them right in the eye. We guarantee you'll feel a whole lot better. There's enough lemonade in the world.