He was the first president and, in your view, still the greatest. He built that beautiful home in Mount Vernon and he may have had wooden teeth but that didn't do a thing to mess up that great-looking grin of his. He was a hero who kept his troops' morale up even when they were freezing, starving and ready to give up. But he didn't let them give up and as a result, we got a country. Yes, George was the first and still the best, and now he's got his very own tee or hoodie.