Warning. I Kick Balls. Soccer.

This is no idle threat. You're a soccer player so when it comes to kicking balls, nobody can stop you. It's your favorite pastime and it's how you respond if someone wants to tangle with you. Any problems and you'll solve them with the best method you know. This tee gives them fair warning that for you, kicking balls is all in a day's work. Wear it and watch them back off.