Video Games - The Legal Place To Destroy Stupid People

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Everybody wants to take stupid people and pound them into the dirt. But that wouldn't be legal, no matter how much they deserve it. That's why we have video games. They help us blow off steam when the stupid ones get our blood pressure boiling over. In a video game you can imagine that every idiot who crossed you today is finally meeting the bloodcurdling fate they've earned. You're not a violent person. You're safe, really, as long as you can be left alone to game your stress away.

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