You represent your country in a field of endeavor that has a lot of competition. You pretty much are competing against most of the world's population here, but you and your teammates are doing us proud. You're showing that nobody drinks like an American whose mind is made up to get wasted. Whether you're reeling across the lawn, passing out on a dance floor or throwing up on the street, you're doing it all with style points to spare. Wear this tee or hoodie and show them how the pros do it.