When you're strumming your ukulele you're imagining a warm stretch of sand and the scent of frangipani blossoms. In your mind you're on a beach singing and swaying to the island rhythm. That's why you're not in the mood to be disturbed by some moron asking you if you're Don Ho. You're not in any frame of mind to make stupid chit-chat when you'd rather be making sweet music and creating your own personal oasis. Don't let the idiots intrude on your little corner of paradise. Wear this tee and keep on uking.