As a magician, you'd never do anything that involves trickery or deception. You always return those dollar bills you borrow for your tricks--well, at least half of them. You would never really saw someone in half, or shoot them in the head with an arrow. You're as open as a book, even if that book is written in some weird language that only you can understand. Wear this tee or hoodie to protest your innocence, and keep your fingers crossed that somebody buys it.