Today I Will Be As Useless As The "G" In Lasagna

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Why is that stupid "G" in there, anyway? It makes the word hard to pronounce, and you don't want to have any difficulty ordering this as food. And you will be ordering it, not making it, because you don't intend to expend any effort today. You intend to spend the whole day being lazy, shiftless and self-indulgent. You also intend to eat a whole pan of lasagna. Wear this tee or hoodie and get comfortable.

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