Some teachers talk about how all they need to motivate them is the pride and joy they take in their job and in their young charges. You say "horse puckey" to that. The fuel you need comes from a roasted bean. It's your energy source and the reason you get up in the morning. You need coffee to get you up and keep you going, and if you don't get some, there's going to be heck to pay. You'd use a stronger word there, but you're trying to abide by school regulations. Wear this tee with a hall pass and a hot cup of joe.