Are you finding that people start to snooze when you begin telling your favorite stories? Have you been trying desperately to share one of your funniest memories, only to find people hemming and hawing as they inch away? Take a tip from "American Pie" and remember that even a band camp story can be interesting if you tell it the right way. You just need a surprise twist ending. Wear this tee and let them know that even you can be a barrel of monkeys if they just give you a chance.