In case anyone was wondering, yes, here you are, the world's greatest father. You've come down to Earth from another planet, one where only amazing fathers are allowed to live, to show us how it's done. That's right, Dad, you strut around in that cape, righting wrongs and dispensing little life lessons. You're the best there is and all we can hope for is to imbibe a little of your wisdom. Great visitor from the wondrous planet Greatdaddyo, we hope you'll accept this tee as our gift to you. We come in peace.