This Is A Private Shirt. Do Not Read.

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This is your shirt, but don't tell anybody. It's your private place, where it's safe to express your deepest secrets. It's like your diary; you wouldn't let just anyone read it. You need to be just as careful with this tee. Everyone will wonder what you're hiding but we'll never tell if you don't. Wear this with dark glasses and a fake mustache while walking through a dark alley.

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