When it comes to sales, you've got a gift. You walk down the street and "sold" signs magically appear on all the mailboxes. You can coax a smile and a dollar out of the toughest customer. You're not bragging, you're just saying that's how it is. You love settlements and you dream of converting "For Sale By Owner" into "For Sale By Me, Top Realtor." You're a sales machine. Don't ever stop. Wear this tee and let them know you're the one with the listings to die for.