It never fails. You order a pizza and suddenly friends, roommates, neighbors come out of nowhere to get their grubby mitts on a free slice of YOUR pizza. These free loaders never pitch in to pay for your pie. But it's only one piece adds up, leaving you with one or two slices for yourself and a box full of cold, discarded pizza bones. Wear this t-shirt or hoodie to state your message loud and clear with this hilarious but no, seriously message. Stop being nice and protect your slice! There's No We in Pizza, dudes. For real, though.