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There's No "Me" In "Gym"

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The gym is great, it's the best thing going--for other people. They can have at it all they want, busting their butts and sweating and gasping. But you prefer to spend your time on things that are actually enjoyable, meaning anything that doesn't involve a workout. There's a reason that dull, draining jobs and those torture machines in the gym are both called treadmills. Both involve spending a lot of pain and suffering for very little in return. So hey, if the gym is somebody's thing, good for them. And if you can avoid going near it, better for you.