You're not saying that a guy needs a beard to look manly, you're just pointing out that the only people who can't grow beards are children. If an alleged man says he can't grow one, he's obviously less than a full-blooded male. That's not a problem for you, as once you set your mind to it, you can grow a beard as long and thick as a flokati rug. That's because all your masculine hormones are in good working order. Pretty soon your beard will be doubling as a lap rug. Enjoy the growing season while wearing this tee.