Isn't the book always better? In your world it sure is, but then in your world books are better than almost anything. And you get tired of explaining that a lousy movie, play or TV show can't be blamed on the book. It's not the book's fault that those know-nothing morons got hold of its great story and interesting characters, and turned them into dreck. Well, at least you're standing up for those poor mangled books. Wear this tee and keep the reading light on.