It's here. The most dreaded time of day, the time when all you want to do is pull up the blankets and pretend it's Sunday. You smash the alarm clock and curse the sun, you try to figure out if you can skip breakfast or coffee just to have five more minutes of sleep, and then you sink into a pit of despair. You've passed through all the stages but one. That's acceptance, and you better just deal with it now. Morning is coming and you can't escape. Wear this tee to show that you've resigned yourself to reality.