The 5 Stages Of Waking Up

The 5 Stages Of Waking Up

$22.99

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It's here. The most dreaded time of day, the time when all you want to do is pull up the blankets and pretend it's Sunday. You smash the alarm clock and curse the sun, you try to figure out if you can skip breakfast or coffee just to have five more minutes of sleep, and then you sink into a pit of despair. You've passed through all the stages but one. That's acceptance, and you better just deal with it now. Morning is coming and you can't escape. Wear this tee to show that you've resigned yourself to reality.

It's here. The most dreaded time of day, the time when all you want to do is pull up the blankets and pretend it's Sunday. You smash the alarm clock and curse the sun, you try to figure out if you can skip breakfast or coffee just to have five more minutes of sleep, and then you sink into a pit of despair. You've passed through all the stages but one. That's acceptance, and you better just deal with it now. Morning is coming and you can't escape. Wear this tee to show that you've resigned yourself to reality.

Collections: Funny T-Shirts and Hoodies

Adult T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton
  • Details: 4.5 oz., tubular construction, ribbed crew, double-needle sleeves and bottom hem with taped neck and shoulders.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere


Size Width(A) Length(B) Sleeve(C)
SM 18" 28" 8"
MD 20" 29" 8"
LG 22" 30" 8.5"
XL 24" 31" 9"
2XL 26" 32" 9.5"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 10"
5XL 32" 35" 10"

Ladies Junior Fit T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton
  • Details: Fashion fit for feminine silhouette, side-seamed, self-fabric collar, taped neck with double-needle sleeves and bottom hem.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere
  • NOTE: Our women's fit shirts tend to run small and can shrink.

Size Width(A) Length(B) Shoulders(C)
SM 16.5" 25" 14"
MD 17.5" 26" 15"
LG 18.5" 27" 16"
XL 19.5" 28" 17"
2XL 20.5" 29" 18"

Classic Hoodie

  • Fabric: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece
  • Fit: Classic Fit
  • Details: 7.8-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece - Air jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish - Two-ply hood - Dyed-to-match drawcord - Set-in sleeves - Front pouch pocket - Rib knit cuffs and waistband - Coverseamed neck, arm seams and waistband
Size A B C
SM 20" 28" 34.125"
MD 22" 29" 35.125"
LG 24" 30" 36.125"
XL 26" 31" 37.125"
2XL 28" 32" 37.625"
3XL 30" 33" 38.125"
4XL 32" 34" 38.125"

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United States: $5.99 for entire order.
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