Well, you thought you were going out to toss back some chilled vodka or a nice smooth whiskey or two. You imagined fancy, multicolored shots in little glasses that burned like fire going down your throat. That's your idea of a good time. But now you're sitting in a hot, smelly gym full of sweating people and the only drinks on offer are water and protein shakes. How did this happen? Clearly it's a terrible mistake, but you can prevent it from happening again when you wear a tee or hoodie that says you're up for shots, not squats.