You did your best and you worked hard, but in the end you were a total, dismal failure. You don't need to be ashamed but on the other hand, let's not pretend you deserve some kind of prize for that. We're not being mean here, we're just being honest. We're with Flo on this one. You can have ice cream but no sprinkles. Not this time, not today. Sprinkles are only for winners and that's the one thing you're not. Enjoy your cone.