You talk to yourself pretty often but it's not because you're losing your mind. On the contrary, your mind is as sharp as a tack and you're the smartest person you know. That's why when you need real help, the only source you can trust is you. You're not saying other people aren't up to your standards. Well, actually you are. You know they're just going to offer you some meaningless cliché's and worn-out ideas. If you want advice that's thoughtful and intelligent you need to go to yourself. We can respect that. Wear this tee to explain it all to the fools.