You spend your half your life in a minivan driving from game to game, and the other half cheering your guys on. You've forgotten what it's like to have a weekend to yourself. You've started to believe that a good diet is composed of hot dogs, energy drinks and anything that comes out of a cooler. Your only clean clothes are the ones in your team's colors. You're a soccer mom and you wouldn't have it any other way. You're proud of your children and proud of your team. Rock on, soccer mom, and keep the ball rolling.