She's pregnant, she's cranky, she's whiny, she's teary, she's got a bladder that is suddenly the size of a shrunken pea, she's throwing up all the time and she's just a giant drag to be around. But she's carrying your baby, so you have to shut up and pretend to be in a rapture over this gift of life. There's only one cure, and that's to drink like you have never drunk before. You need to get serious about tossing back as much alcohol as you can. Wear this tee or hoodie and stand back when you order another round.