Say No To Razors

Just say no to anything that might cut one hair of that big, beautiful beard you're growing. You've declared your home a razor-free zone and secretly calling yourself Rapunzel. You're going for maximum length here and nothing is going to stop you, especially not a little piece of cheap plastic with a strip of metal in it. Keep the faith and keep cultivating those long, full chin curls. You'll be fully grown in no time.