They better stand back and pay some respect when you whip out your little friend. Do they know it was based on an instrument known as the machete? That's right. This is no child's toy, this is a weapon of mass musical destruction. You'll have them all enthralled when you start plucking and unleashing those charming island sounds. Soon they'll be dreaming about moonlit beach walks and putting hibiscus blossoms in their hair. You know how to work it, uke player, so keep strumming along.