We didn't say nurse your drink, we said drink with a nurse. When you think about it, nurses are ideal drinking companions. They're understanding, patient and smart so they're great conversationalists. They can provide first aid when you fall off the barstool and land on your head. They also have an in at the local hospital, which could come in handy if your partying goes into overdrive. Nurses work hard saving lives and if anyone deserves a drink they do. Next time you want to cut loose, make sure a nurse is close by to stitch you back up.