If you've been beaten, battered or smashed into pieces, there's only one person who can make you smile as soon as they walk in the door. That's right: a nurse. Once you see that calm competence and those fetching scrubs walk into the room, you know everything's going to be all right. Tell those doctors and other assorted incompetents to clear the way. The real cavalry has arrived. Wear this tee and let them know help is on the way.