Real Men Use Three Pedals

What does "automatic" mean? It means you're automatically a soft loser who wouldn't know a real car if it ran you over. That's not you. You're a guy who loves to tear down the road in a machine that you control, not one that does all the work for you. You're a true man, you're rock solid, you're the one who's always there in the clutch. Tell those wimps to get out of your way because the highway belongs to you and anyone else who's an actual driver. Buy them a couple of bicycles and wave goodbye as you roar down the road.