Motors are for sissies. You travel by leg power and you've got the hot, muscular legs to prove it. You don't need an assist from a noisy, fossil-fuel-burning engine or even a battery. That's for weaklings and wimps who wouldn't be able to walk down a flight of steps without gasping for air and grabbing the banister. You're not like that. You're running on pure strength, drive and the willingness to take on all kinds of weather. You're a cycle stud. Wear this tee or hoodie and let them know it's all real.