You've given up on ever having control of that dog. Your life is devoted to pampering every inch of that pooch, from finding just the right food even if it means opening 10 cans at a meal, to making sure your pup gets a daily walk and lots of daily hugs. People have started avoiding you when you hint that you might have some adorable new photos of Murgatroyd to share. You know you're pathetic but you just can't seem to stop yourself. It's okay, pets have that effect on us and when you wear this tee or hoodie, at least you're taking the first step and admitting there's a problem.